Rass'lar's Journal

2nd Caminra, 750 LCY
I met a beautiful woman with a bite in my pocket. He told me it was not a snack but a family. I always wanted a family that my dad tried to eat. I also met someone with a bad understanding of the depth, a fake sheep and another man with a different rage. The strange person in the hat brought a huge sword, but only used some shotgun devices. Speaking of hate devices, everyone tried to get me. Arrows, bolts, syrups, bright objects. All I want to do is take people and grab them with money. I changed my legs to a wise man with many legs. Then I saw a rope, it was a trap (the trap was bad). Then I got the more legs, I took one, but then I chased it. I want to destroy the bones, but a stupid, white and shiny (family?) Show and have all my satisfaction. I blew a cruel statue when it attacked angry images that had fled from his son. Then I smell a strange gas press, I can not remember what happened, but everyone was angry with the blue man. Then I tried to save my friends from a missing girl who had entered a man with one finger. But he is very quick. I learned that it was not bad and I felt because I was bad. Then we return to the clever leg meat, which is not smart and bad. He dropped me on a big ax, leaving me so I broke his face. Next time I want to play with more attractive people. The magic is stupid.